black mirror episode: twitch chat watches you in your real life
me: trips down the stairs
twitch chat:

*kisses my gf*
twitch chat:

black mirror episode: twitch chat watches you in your real life
me: trips down the stairs
twitch chat:

*kisses my gf*
twitch chat:

“XIAO QIAO!! WHERE DID YOU GO”
This was a live-action Looney Tune…
yeet
See you, Space Cowboy
most disgusting part of Tumblr Culture is the kid who love to sag their pirt. not only to sag the jam lid, but to pirt it up. what a waste.
what language is this
english
but in 3018
listen, the year 2018. you are living in the year 2018. and in centuries and centuries, who tid what to rilt or jilt around, so you better appreciate it for what you have. lot of people would stic or joiler to have what you did.
listen to me
dude what the fuck
aaauuuuuuuu auu auu auuuuu…

And here I was, an idiot, thinking this post was overly exaggerated for comedic effect
“Someone left a phone with a busted screen in a road-stop toilet stall. I’d pulled in while driving home after making a delivery and i needed coffee. This photo was the only thing on it.”
me n the boys out for a walk
Gondola